Snow Jokes

Do you know any snow jokes?

What’s an ig?
An eskimo’s home without a loo!

How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy a big polar bear up ahead!

If you know any better ones than mine, then put then in a comment below!

52 thoughts on “Snow Jokes”

  1. Why is the slippery ice like music?
    A: If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!

  2. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
    Snow and Tell

  3. one snow man said to another can you smell carrots get it carrots on there nose ha i got that from Mr Harris x x x

  4. What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
    Ice caps !

    What do snow kids have for breakfast?
    Ice Krispies!

    What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
    A snowmobile!

  5. what did the policeman say to the snowman when he caught him stealing……………………..

    freeze!!!

  6. Oh dear Mr Harris, it seems your jokes are getting worse! I cannot let this opportunity go without telling my favourite joke of all time…….

    One snowman said to the other.. ‘Can you smell carrots?!!!’
    (I know it’s getting boring now, but still makes me chuckle!)
    Have fun kids and keep warm.

    Miss B

  7. What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
    Frostbite!

    Where do snowmen go dancing?
    At the snowball!

  8. why do dinosaurs like snowmen? they melt in their mouth (my joke is a bit funny i just got it out of a horrid henry joke book!)

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