Do you know any snow jokes?
What’s an ig?
An eskimo’s home without a loo!
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy a big polar bear up ahead!
If you know any better ones than mine, then put then in a comment below!
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How do snowmen lose weight?
They use a snowweight
What do you get if you cross a duck and a snowmen?
quackermen
knock knock!
who’s there?
snow leopard
snow leopard who
snow leopards up ahead
knock knockers
who’s there?
snow leopard
snow leopard who
snow leopards up ahead
knock knockers who’s there?
snow leopard
snow leopard who
snow leopards up ahead
where do snowmen go to dance?
the snowball
theses jokes are hilarious!!!!!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂
most of these jokes are from a joke book
what do ya get if ya cross an Eskimo and a cow?
an eskimoo
what do y’all get if you cross a shark and a snowman?
frostbite
what ball doesn’t bounce?
a snowball
what is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
an ice burger and icy fries
what happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowman?
she gave him the cold shoulder
what do snowmen wear on their heads?
icecaps
how did Snowy the dog get to the party?
by a snowmobile
where is the snowmen pub?
in Snowchester
what do snowmen eat for supper?
snowflakes and snowmen cookies
what is a snowman’s favorite pudding?
snow cake
what do snowmen eat?
snowflakes
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy icicles!
I like it. That’s toooooo . . . . . Funny . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Why is the slippery ice like music?
A: If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !
What do snowmen eat for breakfast ?
snowflakes with water
Cool Ellis like it
What does a man say if he wants to get married at christmas?
Will you MERRY me?
how does a snowmen lose weight? they wait till it gets warmer
how do snowmen lose wait? it waits till it gets warmer
one snow man said to another can you smell carrots get it carrots on there nose ha i got that from Mr Harris x x x
so did I but I didn’t put it on. 🙂
I dont now any jokes what so ever x x xlol
What did the snowman ask for at McDonalds?
Ice Burgers with Chilli sauce!!!!
What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
What do snow kids have for breakfast?
Ice Krispies!
What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile!
what did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrots?
what did the policeman say to the snowman when he caught him stealing……………………..
freeze!!!
HA!!
Oh dear Mr Harris, it seems your jokes are getting worse! I cannot let this opportunity go without telling my favourite joke of all time…….
One snowman said to the other.. ‘Can you smell carrots?!!!’
(I know it’s getting boring now, but still makes me chuckle!)
Have fun kids and keep warm.
Miss B
I wondered if you would put your favourite joke on here Miss Bates.
I agree so is it snowmen jokes not cow jokes?!
I remember you used to love that joke in yr4 x x x
What do you call a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle !!
they are good
yeah there really good!!
What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite!
Where do snowmen go dancing?
At the snowball!
those jokes are so so funny
why do dinosaurs like snowmen? they melt in their mouth (my joke is a bit funny i just got it out of a horrid henry joke book!)
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers
Ellis your joke really made me giggle!!!
Whats the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? …. Snowballs
Yeah Cool Jokes
cool jokes mr Harris